What if you really went to the headquarters of either Google or Facebook to gripe about something, would they let you in the building?

Okay, let's say you had the means and ability, to fly or travel to Silicon Valley , aka Mountain View or Palo Alto California, to go into either Google or Facebook, to seriously upfront and very personally meet with the little fartknockers that wake up one day , go in and mess with YOUR content, YOUR business page and bites the groin of your money generation process? The big question, is would either Google or Facebook's security, teams and or people even let you go in the building, and even if you got in, would you get to have a sit down with the supposed to know individuals that is causing you a headache? I have threatened and considered going to the main source of these tech giants, and giving them a attitude adjustment, but the thought hits, would they even let me in. The same goes for other just gotta have tech things. Verizon, which if there was a better choice I'd jump on it, here in Evansgone, Wyoming . But I'm stuck, with what I got. There's a small company in Idaho, based out of Pocatello, called Syringa Wireless. That is 100 or better light years beyond Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile, or any of the rest of them, and trust me I'm looking at paying off the bill up there and having that as a back up. But thing is seems as though as big as some of these firms get , the worse their customer support and all is. If Syringa Wireless, ever did expand into Wyoming, I'll guarentee ya'll this, they'd nearly wipe out the two local and the two dealers of Verizon, here. Any mile much to do, going in, getting some shut eye, but the question needs be asked, if you did go to the homes of Google or Facebook, would they let you in the door?
TTYLY

Earth, Wind and Fire - "That's The Way of The World"

The cure for Migraine headaches? Earth Wind and Fire.

At 10:45 hours I awakened Sunday, but as I opened my eyes, my head pounded like the incoming shelling at KiA Sauhn, I mean it was such pain. So I figured I could just roll over and catch a few more minutes of snooze time until church. So was in a peaceful dream of a fishing trip with Dove Cameron(Liv& Maddie-Disney Channel) when brother McFadden came to the door, not knowing who it might be I rolled over the other way. So Brother McFadden calls on the phone, told him, I was to sick to go anywhere. So went back to sleep. 
Got back up at 21:00 ate a ham and swiss cheese sandwhich, and watched Mail Call on the Military History Channel, then started grooving to my music, mainly Earth Wind & Fire, there's few bands that can make one more peaceful inside and unwind thy mind than EW&F. 
While not grooving perfect yet, I'm feeling better. 
HazzardAyre on air Monday night at 23:00
TTYLY

So just why do they call the day after Thanksgiving, Black Friday?

Ever wonder about even the most simple things? Like why do they call the first Christmas shopping day after Thanksgiving, Black Friday? Why call it black? How about Red Friday as in Santa's suit, or white Friday acknowledging the seasonal frozen moisture called snow, that lays on the tundra? Some say it has to do with the publicizing of holiday offerings, and some extend the situation to some retailers giving the name , what ever it is this 

is what I'm avoiding. Then there is the time for terrorists , got noise that a mass email went out threatening Wal-Mart stores in the Rock Springs, Evanston Wyoming areas and Idaho stores with a mass bomb threat. And this is love of the season. Talk about love, there's those that you want to thank for their extension of the heart, like my partner at the shop, who even though stressed with some domestic situations, still has the kindness to roll out to my apartment to deliver me some gas so I could get into the shop, to thaw the car as well as get some work done on LexiBelle. Of course there's the extension of kindness from the complex manager of where I live allowing me some leeway on the mere $40.00 on my late fee of the rent here, at the Wentworth. Not that I didn't want to pay it, but parts delays on one job, the car taking a dump on the first of November, and the money we spent rescuing LexiBelle from Twin Falls pretty much ate up any kind of financial security of the month. Now let's see what happens throughout December. It wasn't much more than a year and two days, ago, when after sleeping in my office/studio, and about to take a room out in Tooele Utah, that I got a con job from a big fat lady who managed a trailer that was billed as an apartment, with all expenses paid, oh there was satellite TV and WIFI too. Really? If I had known that the fat lady, hadn't sent in the rent money, I would have asked for it back after the 4th time she came barking about rent that still needed to be paid. Twuzz not my fault that my cousin had just past away that diveed out the monthly money. Although it took a month of email and phone calls to get it where I could take care of my own funds, still by the end of December, I was ready to divorce myself from Evansgone. It became quite apparent that a gal that held herself out as much older at NGL, a wireless internet company here in Evansgone, that you can't compliment someone on a job well done. They took it as me coming on to her. Really? Then came the day after New Years, truck froze, couldn't go any where. So good old Nate at Steve's Truck Shop, fixed the little truck, but by then , I snagged my place here at the Wentworth, and I'm now wondering if I should renew the lease come the end of January 2016, or bag this and just move back to Twin Falls. Being alone here is worse than anything one can understand. 
I'd rather be in the warmth and friendship like this 

Than being all alone in Evansgone. Oh that's Charlie and family, and although not my blood kin, they always welcomed me to their house for dinner and made it to where I truly felt like I had a true family. My what an idiot I am for leaving there. But its also where and why I'm dedicated to building a operation like A1 , here in Evansgone. 
To end this, I will say, to my Bishop, that I love him, and the ward of the LDS church I am in here, just can't go to church this Sunday as I have no go-go juice(gasoline) to go anywhere. 
TTYLY

Sometimes you really do need to growl like a Wolf to get your message across or fix damage

There are times you really do need to growl like a Wolf to get your message across and/or fix damage or at least do damage control. On this edition of Edge of Wetness, I take you back 12 hours or so ago when I was in such a tizzy over possibly loosing the shop and all we have going, plus loosing the ability to keep the lights on. But some growling, and a ton of phone calls and we're okay, so its time to relax and enjoy something along the lines of a some sort of Thanksgiving. While the business could use a serious injection of cash in our stash, still we're okay and its now time to get damn serious. So while everyone is chowing down on Turkey and fixins, I'll be down at the shop working on LexiBelle, and scarffing down a Swanson dinner. 
Snow is coming down serious now, the wind is rolling at 45 mph, and its just a smear over 23 degrees. Hey its going to get cold. 
This year is a bunch better than last, Last year spent Thanksgiving in the studio office in Woods Cross, had a A&W meal, and made plans for the next step  coming here to Evansgone. If I could organize it properly, and write a book, or at least a small screenplay of my ventures here in Wyoming I could have another Oscar or at least a Emmy on the shelf. 
Any way going to snag some meatloaf, kick back and enjoy the evening, see you on the radio at 05:00
Gobble Gobble.

Whatever effects HazzardAyre Radio effects the shop and Highway Hooker Toewing

I have said this in so many places, in so many ways, and now it looks like the great comeback of HCC and Highway Hooker Toewing, may be at an end. There is still hope that our illustrious landlord of the shop will not give us the boot, but I'd be fibbing if I said I was positive about that. However here's the thing and its not any big news. What effects HazzardAyre Radio effects both the shop and of course that effects Highway Hooker Toewing. HazzardAyre Radio is a perfect path to the funds needed to sustain and support the shop. Now it's not like I haven't tried to explain this to both my partner Rick or the rest that visit the shop, but the thing is, if just two or three of the people both women and guys that are supporters of the shop, and all would have just went out and sold ad air time to the local business's here in Evanston, that would be the oil that keeps the gearz of Hazzard County Choppers/Highway Hooker Toewing going. Think of it this way. At our basic ad rate of $100.00 a month with unlimited airings of that ad on HazzardAyre Radio, across the nation and anywhere anyone can tune in via the Internet, is a damn good deal for any business here. Considering the other local radio station here charges a minimum of $20.00 per airing, that can add up to several hundreds if not thousands a month. Also think it costs $18.00 per column inch to put an ad and a mighty dinky one at that in the local newspaper, that can hit a retailer $500.00 or more that is dang near $4k a month, and its only seen here in Evanston, a very limited readership, or audience in the case of the local over the air station here. Yet with HazzardAyre Radio, a local business for a flat rate of $100.00 a month that's all they pay for the entire month they get aired as many and as much as we can. Now $100.00 a month don't sound like much, but even deducting the $25.00 commission to the people WE hire to sell those ads, still at even $75.00 a month if 20 people bought that air time, there's $1,500.00 a month that would pay the shop rent, power bill and other things, but has anyone there at the shop been giving this attention? No. Hopefully after today there is a future here for HCC and Highway Hooker Toewing. If not I have to locate storage for three rides, including LexiBelle, and begin looking back in Idaho for a place to live, just when we were starting to emerge as thee tow service of southwestern Wyoming. 
Any mile heavy day today best get some sleep, but as I said, anything that effects HazzardAyre Radio, effects the money available to run the shop/ aka Hazzard County Choppers/Highway Hooker Toewing. If somehow we do survive, maybe between Rick and I , can stimulate some of these hang arounds of the shop, to sell ad time for HazzardAyre Radio. 
TTYLY

Nobody realizes or cares about the final impact or sacrifice I have made because they say they could help

This is not completely regarding my current shop partner Rick, it's the idiots and/or idiot that never paid their fair share of the shop. To them there was no loss. After all their names were not on the contract, only one mine and the MC. The MC(Motorcycle Club) didn't want nothing to do with Evanston Wyoming. There just is not anything here. The only thing in the eyes of the MC as far as Wyoming, is its a road to Sturgis and back. Past that they don't care. Once I had rented the shop in May, and things went sour nothing coming in and Delbert giving up on the shop, by June I was in the process of bowing out and headed back to Twin Falls. But in the course of selling a bunch of scrap lumber and a delipidated trailer, to some drug addict, who said , hey he'd come into partnership. June's Rent got paid, and by a miracle so did July's barely. But come August, no money from Nathen, and as far as the power bill , phone bill, I gave Nathen's old lady the money, but she spent it on day care for children that was not mine, plus other expenses of their own, yea some partner. I have had to milk the hind teat of our Church ward all too many times to get bailed out, so I could at least keep a roof over my head, and eat. At the end of the day it wasn't Joey's ass, or Nathen's ass, and while a loss, still wouldn't be Rick's butt being fried in court and loosing everything, its mine. I just hope that some serious talking can save the operation here. We have the work, we have tow business, but one truck being out and the other still in Boise, can't go tow, even with the storms that are approaching. We have moto club clients, insurance referals, and so on, but again we're screwed. If there is anyone out there that could throw this old Wolf a bone here, of around $1,500.00 we could pay that back in a month. But we need the help NOW.  I came here to resurrect a radio station, build a TV station, rescue a aging bar, and then go tow and build bikes. As it is, I'm about to loose everything , for absolutely nothing. I thought more than twice, about just staying put in Twin Falls a week or so ago, when LexiBelle was being so fussy about coming over here. Another time I should've listened to my truck. But I'm here now and this tower needs a boost, so Shawn and all if you have $1,500.00 or so you could send me or bring over I'd be greatful.
TTYLY

Can you just tell Facebook I have enough Friends already?

I am starting to get really tired of Facebook putting up that banner, here's people you may know. Fact is I don't know a damn one of em. Unless I have met you in person, or we have a vocational or business connection, I don't want to know your Facebook status and all that BS. Knytes members yes, associates? Yes, but today I'm rather restrictive and selective of who I add to my Facebook friends. However it wasn't always this way. When I first set up a Facebook account strictly for the club as well as Highway Hooker Towing/Hazzard County Choppers, I used to be greeted by a multitude of female types, and others. Over time if I called one of those female's bluffs and said lets do a meet and greet, they got pissed. A few candidates for some visual gigs I met through and because of Facebook, but if you called their cards on the table and looked to do a lunch meeting, you'd think you had the plague or something. Oh they stayed up as your friends on Facebook, but they trended to not answer you, when you sent them a greeting or anything. Some even reported the club and/or me, which meant being froze out of Facebook for weeks. So now if I don't know somebody or unless a club member , fellow tower, or something similar, I just don't add nobody. So can you just tell Facebook I have enough Friends and quit asking me if I know someone? Sheesh!
TTYLY

Bee Gees - Lonely Days (1970)

One of the most lonely and painful times of the year starts Thursday

One of the most painful and lonely times of my year, every year is celebrated this Thursday. Yes Thanksgiving. While I have much to be thankful to my Heavenly Father for, still its the being nearly all alone. So far from family, so far from the MC members and so far from my original home. A few years ago it wasn't as bad, although still there, Charlie of A1 in Twin Falls would always invite me over to his place, for the traditional feed, but I still went home alone, and just vegitated, or just went out and got drunk, to the point I couldn't feel the pain any more. Mom & Dad sleep in a very cold grave just outside of Grace Idaho. My Step Brother Steve is presumed dead, although still recorded as missing in action just out side of some dinky town in south Vietnam, I'm sure I could get together with some of my kin folk near and in Grace, still I'd feel like an invader, plus General JaXson, isn't still feeling too good for that long of a haul, so I'm restricted to the amount of distance that I can go. That's Thanksgiving, beyond that is of course Christmas. Another supposedly peace giving all affectionate time of year, but all that glitters and shines ain't so fine, for one who is destined to prowl life alone. My partner at the shop and a friend of his that is a hang around there, says that being with a good woman and all, does not bother them, that they can go without. Really? Oh how I'd love having a someone here at home to greet me when I come home and cuddle with as well as having a warm body, to share the holidays with. When it comes to Janice, I screwed the pooch there my self ain't no one to blame but myself, but it doesn't hurt any less. Although, had I known the outcome there I'd have gave into Robin,(Miss Dixie Diesel 1993) or Debbie, (Foxy Mama 1995) Lost on technicalities of way too many people having way too much control over me and the Montgomery Foundation's treasury. That's a story for another time. Thing is I'm alone, and I'm just feeling it now. Added to that having to cough up $60.00 the overdue fee on my rent here at the Wentworth by Wednesday, caused by a greedy bunch at Young's Dodge in Morgan Utah. Hope my Partner can find that $60.00 by Wednesday, so I'm not out in the cold. 
Oh yes, Happy Thanksgiving, pure Bull stuff.
TTYLY

LexiBelle has problems and getting the Hershey squirts is no fun.

LexiBelle still has problems. It's truly amazing that in these days that pride in a job well done is as rare as 89 cent gasoline and deep fried okra, that you can't get the repair quality that you pay for. After nearly $500.00 in repairs from Magic Valley Transmissions, LexiBelle still has a fuel leak, the new fuel lines I was charged for, are the same old lines that were there before. Yes the installed the left fuel tank replacement, but a bit of care on the right side would have been good too. This is why there is Hazzard County Choppers, and why I can't just truck over to Green River for my tow brother Shawn to take a look see at the tangled mess of my winch drum cable . Basicly LexiBelle leaks, ALLOT!! . Then comes by biological malady. This morning at 4:00AM I got up with the need to drop a terd but, did terd plus barf this went on until mid day at 14:00(2pm) when my meds kicked in, and I thought I'd just take a nap, but fell in bed, near dead and didn't awaken until 17:00(5pm) . Had some Capn Crunch, and now watching the Parent Trap. So that was my Sunday. 

See ya'll in the mid AM on the radio.

TTYLY

It may seem strange to you, but eye candy still sells Products, Services, and enhances companies

If your a normally aspirated male corpuscle you know that a sweet looking set of legs in a skirt hose and a frilly blouse will stop you in your tracks just to look see at what is being offered. In the years gone by the idea, of a hot California Blonde in a bikini did the trick, today being suttle yet committed still drives more traffic to your business through both print as well as video, which currently outsells terrestrial radio by a ratio of 5 to 1. Yet there are those that will ballywhoo about casting hotties for such a shoot. Or video project. The Knytes have kept in the holding pattern of casting sweet looking ladies , while many others like the newly constructed Overdrive amongst others are loosing altitude. It's a fact that HCC as well as the Knytes right now don't have much in our stable to photograph except maybe for Dark Horse. That said it wont be long before LexiBelle will be in a condition to be photographed and featured in our TV ads and magazine slicks. Yet as hard as we gain a bit of traction, there will be someone that'll invade our space on say CraigsList and flag an ad. Yet the Wolf-Pack went in redid our ad and reposted it, that's simply because a few that couldn't measure up to Knytes standards were subsequently discharged. The common thing here is this; As America starts to improve economically in the next 3q16 its important if a firm wants to gain altitude or land face down in a pyle of manure. Now on a subject I brought up earlier Saturday, after being awakened by my partner in enterprise, who said that because of LexiBelle still leaking, fuel that the shop might explode, and interupting a sensious dream I was having of Selena Gomez and myself out by Hazzard Creek having a winter camping excursion, but thing is between this blogs published version and HazzardAyre Radio, we could be in a place to generate some out of shop revenue, on a mass basis. HazzardAyre Radio when live generates a audience number of nearly 25k . If we had at least 2 fillies out selling on the street ad time at $100.00 per advertiser with unlimited airings of that ad at no addition cost, not only would the two fillies make $20.00 for them selves but earning HCC and the Knytes $7,500.00 a month. This would go a very long way to putting extra green into the shop, paying off old bills and back rents, plus putting cash in our own wallets, here. Yet my partner doesn't see the value but the figures do not lie. So how does this link back to the pin up poster models? If your running an online radio show and network you need to drive people that have an interest, in what HazzardAyre and its extensions . The best way to do that is TV ads, with a very sweet gal pitching our network . Sure you have to spend money to make money and our cash well is a bit, shallow right now, but even so, to fill up that well with the sweet liquid of financial gain, is to get a hot honey, posing with and about the HQ of the radio studios, and/or the shop.
More on the show this evening.
TTYLY

They ain't your daddy's Ding Dongs

They are good, but they ain't your Daddy's Ding Dongs. I'm not talking crude here, but Hostess Ding Dongs now days since the company got rescued from obscurity  just are not as big, and not as tasty. Maybe I just got a bad box, but no foil wrapping and again not as big. How about sticking to tradition there Hostess? Course from the old fashioned Hostess fruit pies, to the cocoa cup cakes, They just don't have the yummies like they used to. How about doing it the same old size? Oh I'm glad as hell these snacks are back, as I munch down on two of em in the morning as my hold over to breakfast , but I'd like to see a bit more quality. It's like older tow equipment. Sure these new hydraulic units are snazzy as hell. But they just don't have the grunt of my older Holmes 500. Which on one side is going to take a heck of a lot of enginuity to get the cable out from around the cable drum, its spooled around the drum and around the output shaft. This has come from some people messing with her while in storage in Twin Falls. There's some ass kicking coming, just need to plan the attack just right. 
The computer kicked the bucket again, so need to finish up a slight none hammer tune up & repair, before I can run a show. We'll be launching a new channel on Livestream called UCAF Radio, which is nothing less than United Confederate Ayre Force, Radio. www.livestream/ucafradio 
See you on the return trip good numbers to ya'll I'm in Bed.
TTYLY

Things are a changing here at HCC

Things are a changing here at HCC. It's here and now that I publicly announce that Highway Hooker Toewing , will be changing our company name to Rode Wolf Toewing, effective February 1st 2016. This falls in line with something that my Bishop talked to me about Wednesday night, and a rare but serious encounter in CokeVille Wyoming a few years back. While many who use and used a CB Radio years ago, especially truckers, understood that a Hooker was in fact a tow truck in CB slang. However that does not translate well to the public, especially the ultra reserved and religious mindeset of southwestern Wyoming. While a wolf might be a bit extreme, its meant to deliver the idea that when one needs a tow truck especially serious recovery or a tough tow; rather than call for another service(The Sheep) in our area , if you want the ones that go the extra mile, you call us(the Wolf).  Truly we are the wolf in amongst the sheep. In a real sense the:

 Have been will continue to be the ones who fight the system to do excellent work and service at Reasonable prices. 

More in the morning.

 

With so many followers on Google + how come none of those hot gals really visit me here in Wyoming?

Yesterday afternoon, around 5:00PM (17:00) I went to take a nap, so I could run to the shop and get things done. Must have been the 4 days of frustration, dealing with idiots, and just plain slow gray matter flowing people both here In Wyoming as well as in Twin Falls. But I hit the bed and was out and did not see awake until 04:00. Was waiting for a call from Brother Welling to set a meeting with our Bishop, but none came, so will be calling Brother Welling in a few minutes.
Okay then. Every day I get a blink from some new hottie on Google + saying they added me, but with all of them, none have made the journey here to my part of Wyoming. So I be alone, most of the time. Rick at the shop, says its not so bad, but since he has a near stable of hotties, he takes it for granted. Me I get to spend Thanksgiving alone. Maybe get a TV dinner, if I'm lucky. For most Thanksgiving is just the kickoff to the Holiday shopping rush. The whole damn season sucks. First Jesus was not born in December, Jesus was born in April, configuring our calendar. As far as looking at it as the foregone Christian holiday that its supposed to be, in reality its just a time that both store and consumer spend gazzilion amounts of dollars on junk that can't be sold the rest of the year. I usually wait until after Christmas things get discounted, you get a better selection, stores will more accept haggling over price. Stores want it out of there, especially such like Best Buy and others. If you on the same road, have children or all of that domestic stuff then yes you'll have a reason to go out in amongst the masses to hunt for that thing that kid just has to have, even if its sold out, and you need to go to the HQ of who makes that toy, or gizmo to buy that ONE thing.
Rick my partner at the shop, did , though give me the best Christmas he could have, reunited me with my LexiBelle, and in my book there's nothing better or finer. 
To answer the question that all too many including my partner asks , why do you pine over such an old , truck? Besides her history, the memories she holds and such. LexiBelle represents, the very last thing my Mom bought me before she passed away. Although the truck was bought in 1978, and she died, in 1983, LexiBelle, was bought in part by Mom from her own bank account, as well as the proceeds of the sale of our Farm just outside of Hazzard. If it wasn't for LexiBelle and what she is to me, as a grounding rod, for my emotions and all, I'dve been in the Looney bin years ago. From my first time with a girl, to loosing my virginity, to my wedding, to the procession at Mom's Funeral, I feel very warm when I'm in the arms(cab) of that old Chevy tow truck. From rescuing Knevils motorcycle, from the Snake River canyon, to many other events in my life, its been LexiBelle. The name LexiBelle is really two words, Lexi or Alexias is a girl I met at the then, A&W (now Rupe's Burgers) in Blackfoot, Idaho. Lexi took my virginity in the truck behind a newer built Albertson's parking lot. Belle, Is from both a southern Belle, as well as LuciBelle, the name of Pappy Boyington's Corsair, aka founder of the BlackSheep Squadron VMF214. LexiBelle was there at my graduation of basic boot camp of the Marines, LexiBelle was there at many events in my life. That truck and what it is, is so much more than outward looks. That old truck has a soul. Now its her turn, to be redone to being the flower she really is. Stay tuned photos will be coming.
In closing, so just where and most importantly who are these women that added me to their circles on Google + ? And why can't they come to see me? 
Any mile, need to get this day started.
TTYLY