The Skidmark

But Hey we only made a $100.00 profit last week its not yet time to claim victory !!

Sorry about this afternoon, and sorry well sorta sorry to our Bishop, for not being at Church this morning. The mind wanted to, but the body could muster the ability. The body after this past week was just plain tuckered and so I got up took a leak and went back to bed. In doing some online shopping found the best deal in a ladder is right here. Sure Harbor Freight in Ogden has a mini ladder for $30.00 but by the time you take into account the drive there and back, wear and tare on the General and all its best just to buy the one here. 
Okay then. While its true that we made $100.00 last week that's all well and good, but $100.00 is a spit in a bucket considering all that we as a club, and I as a VP have went through just to get to this point. While the sale of one sponsor is good, it does pale in comparison to the investment already made, plus the need for more people especially locals to be involved, especially the women of the community. On air as well as in sales and clerical. How long is that going to take? A year? Another two? I don't have that much longer on this earth. Winter is damn near here, LexiBelle must be ready to re-enter service in three months. And Montpelier is going to most likely be home. The fact that what? In a year or so from now I'm going to be hitched and all, I damn sure am not bringing my Shelly back to this sewer called Evanston Wyoming. Any mile need to head to the shower , go grab something to eat so I can get in gear to bring you HazzardAyre Coast 2 Coast FM starting at 23:00 this evening on:
www.livestream.com/hazzardayrecoast2coastfm 
TTYLY

My Final Thoughts PhooteNotes

My final thoughts and phootenotes. 
First supporting and or associate members are not fully patched nor do they have voting privlages. All they can say is they are card carrying members without any power in the club. Second. Outside of 4 that have proved themselves. Mirinda, Erin, Emmy, and Robin, no woman has become a voting patched member. It's not done. Being a organization such as ours, women are women and thus a patriarch style organization. Then I found that the right rear tail lights as well as turn/brake lights not working on LexiBelle. No wires connected, maybe this is part of my electrical drain on old LexiBelle? So went down to Wal-Mart to get a wiring kit, and some wire. However and years back I could crawl right up into the bed of old LexiBelle, but me getting older need a small ladder to get up enough to crawl up in. So looked in Wal-Mart for a medium height step ladder, the only one they had was not a small one, and the $40.00 they wanted? Phooey. So going to Cazins(Kay-Zeens) here Monday. Then start work on that as well as my flood lights.
Last and it must be said. Last week in our Priesthood meeting it was said to a degree that one could procreate better relationships at Church amongst the brethren than at a bar. Really? It's been nearly two years since I made the very painful, relocation here and real mistake of staying here. During that time at Church, outside of two, Dave and Vern, and in a way our Bishop, but the rest have yet, except on assignment or by requirement, has any of the rest came here to the Wolf's Lair, let alone tried to reach out to be a friend. The rest of the congregation keeps me at arms distance, the rest are so dang stupid, that I'm not particulurly interested in becoming their brethren friend. Not one has invited (no take that back one did, but I never found out where it was at) but few have invited me to their home for Family home evening, or to break bread. Nothing. Yet down at the Legal and others at least at the bar, many have came over, taken me to eat, and have reached out. Today, I'm going to begin a new tradition, go to Sacrament meeting, Sunday school, and opening excersizes of Priesthood meeting, but leaving before that class starts. One of the top commandments of our Heavenly Father is to treat others as you would want to be treated yourself. When the ward starts reaching out to me , I'll be more inclined to reach out to them. See you on the radio is my sign off here, but the words used to be the outgo of Charles Osgood, of the Osgood Files on CBS Radio early mornings. That tag has stuck, so as he said and I'll say, 
See You Ya'll on the Radio.

Not everybody who wants to join the Knytes Can be a Knyte

B4 I get into the thick of things here, need to say that I'm thankful to the Club this past week, for all their help, and for the wonderful time we had last night up at Legal Tender here in Evanston, Wyoming. Lots of great ladies and great food. Ya'll pulled me out of a really sour mood, again, bro's and sis's thanks.
Okay then; after getting my head back on and sitting down at the computer this morning, saw a few people wanted to join both of our organizations Facebook pages/groups. This would be fine, except our groups/pages are not for entertainment. Nor is the organizations. Both organizations are serious gearhead people dedicated to the preservation and resurrection of southern heritage and history. At the same time aiding our communities. Not all who want to be part of our Facebook pages/groups are going to be allowed. Nor are they allowed in the respective real world organizations. 
So then, how does a person join the Knytes? First you don't just wake some morning, tie your shoe laces and take a piss and say I want to join the Knytes. You first have to be nominated to join the Knytes. Then you become a Prospect, or prospective member, doing crap jobs and near slave labor. Next you have to pay MONEY $$ to become a Knyte. Prospects pay $500.00 a month for two years, one year to spouses wanting to join. Speaking about spouses, women who become what is called the Ladies-of-the Knytes, for that first year are subject to physical interaction with any officer of the club. (that means having sex with them ) at any request. Unless that spouse can demonstrate they have knowledge skills that will benefit the organization, be it Legal, office skills, modeling or acting skills, and so on. No skills? Hike up your skirts honeys.
Next you have to take written knowledge courses of the Confederacy. Then if you pass those tests, then you are voted on by the Executive High Council officers, then you'll be subjected to being voted on by the rest of the majority of the organizations, and if you pass that you will then be invited to attend a swearing in ceremony, a blood melding ceremony where we bleed into a cup, and all take a drink. You then become a member. Or as we say it a Patched member. 
If you can't handle that, don't ask to join our Facebook pages/groups, because the answer is no, but hell no.
Any way have Church this morning at 09:00 so gotta go catch some sleep. See you on air this afternoon, at 14:00 hours on our Spreaker.com channel, at 23:00 on; www.livestream.com/hazzardayrecoast2coastfm and on KKOD(Knyte-of-Dixie) AM 1240 .
TTYLY

In Defense of the perfect female body

My lady is always jealous of the many vixens that I cast as photo, and visual enhancement talent for all and I mean moocho film and video projects the club does. (more on that in a few stanzas.) She always says, that she's sorry, she doesn't have a perfect body. The fact is, none have a perfect body, if you look hard enough at a woman, you'll find albeit mineoote but still flaws. The same however is this those sculptured bodies are not just there , most of the women that have fine packages, work at it. They excersize, watch their diets, and get plenty of rest. Plus they make sure they understand the value of cosmetics, and clothing that makes their look, go pop, or gain the WOW facture. Its not just a accident. 
Okay then, why do video and media, if your a big rig truck/biker/military aircraft/southern heritage organization. It goes back to our evolvement. In 1986 after years of running guns and narcotics, a few members got their butts in it with the Feds etc. So We said lets go legit, and earn but earn legally. So we turned back to our shell operation of radio and expanded from there. At first it was suggested that we produce porn and erotic videos. That went over like a lead brick. Many of us flat had families and so on, plus taking Hazzard County down the highway as running other than home made shine, was not something we wanted to do. So we said lets make hot rod and assorted TV and videos. The first run was taking the towing profession and putting our main gig of every day life into the spotlight. The first video was called Klassik Hookers and Haulers, which featured some of the finest in antique and classic custom tow trucks and over the road long haul rigs of the region. Along with some albeit slightly less than full dress, models. With the success of that nearly 2billion sold, we said lets go for something more. One of our members ran a firm along with myself in Rupert Idaho called SpeedWrench Toewing. So out of that we created a thing called SpeedVision TV, later called SpeedTV that was bought and later resold to FoX as FS1. This moved us more into other projects, from both Dixie Diesel TV to Highway Hooker TV and others. All had tow trucks, big rigs at the heart of it. In 1998 The big bike custom Harley thing was really heating up, yet at that time we didn't really fit there. By 2000, SpeedTV was running, American Thunder a custom Harley show, with hottie Michele Smith. Followed by American Chopper on the Discovery Channel. So we said, we can do better than that, this was at the start of opening up our first custom scoot shop, called Hazzard County Choppers. We titled our show as Southern Steal. Well Discovery bought part of that, but abused the series, so we re created it, as SouthernSteele. Which evolved into SouthernSteele Media. The main show was named after the shop, Hazzard County Choppers, the tag went see what redneck southern guys do with a welder and a torch. As that is so it was and is still one of our main shows that has been renewed on the Velocity Channel, and will be produced right here in Evanston Wyoming, as well as at our orginial shop near Hazzard(Hagerman) Idaho. 
With Val, Alex, and others you'll see not only bikes but all kinds of customs from bikes to OTR(Over,The,Road) Trucks being built and featured , with Val, Alex, being the featured enhancement talent.
Nope The Perfect Body, doesn't just happen if you want one you have to work at it, just like the perfect custom ride, that too just doesn't happen, you have to build it, make it one a kind the best of its kind. 
TTYLY

Our Happy Birthday this Friday and its been a rough road, but I'm pleased with our creation

This Friday marks the 6th year Birthday of the birth of HazzardAyre Radio. In that 7 years it has been an uphill struggle but it was a bolt of lightning from above and a divine idea plugged into my head one night in Buhl Idaho as I was in bed . HazzardAyre was not the first journey into radio, or broadcasting, prior to that, we had been on syndicated radio from Highway Hooker Radio for those who tow, to Samcro Radio for those who love two wheels. In between was Dixie Diesel, and FarmShop Radio. Of course in 1999 we started our entry into the world of military aviation memorial radio with AyreWolf Radio. It was in 2009 that in Gooding Idaho we were producing 12 different shows for various parts of both the Knytes as well as what had become The AyreWolvez. When our station collapsed due to too rapid of growth and disgruntled future employees along with an asshole landlord of our studio office , that I moved to Bliss Idaho, then to Buhl Idaho. No equipment, no nothing but an old small mixer and a laptop computer. When all of a sudden one night I was sound asleep dreaming of places and times, when I was thinking what to do with our creation for both Hazzard County and all things Dukes, as well as all things Military aviation. A competing online network jumped up called Warbird Radio, and I thought, my we can do better than that. So There I was asleep, how do we blend it together and simplify it all. When I got the name Hazzard-Ayre. Which is Hazzard County Radio and AyreWolf Radio scrunched together. At first HazzardAyre was to be both a simple podcast along with a printed published newspaper thing, for both gear heads and Dukes fans along with those who are enthusiasts of military aviation. At first we only had a 10 watt transmitter, barely an FCC license, and a limited play list. But we had 10 people who believed , and as such we grew, into this one of and loved online and over the air radio thing we call HazzardAyre. www.livestream.com/hazzardayre . Along with 30 syndicated stations and being online, we are reaching more Dukes and all things southern cultured Hazzard County, people as well as more and more military aviation lovers. 
We plan on having some kind of celebration bash here, at the Legal Tender here in Evanston Wyoming, let you know more mid week, but I can say we are thee online and over the air radio experience for southern fried radio. 
I'll explore the reason for female models and so on next time.
TTYLY

And you thought you had a long day and complicated life

If you thought you had a long day and complicated life, I'll gladly trade you. First , you know who says she's got a bun in the oven. Really? Unless its imaculate conception, it ain't mine. There was an attempt once at intamacy, but it never took off, plus my mind could not wrap itself around the idea of even kissing let alone getting personal and doing the wyld thing with her. Sorry sister that dog ain't going to hunt. Then she started bellering, that I didn't love her, that it was all a scam and so on. Well let's look at it. First the entire idea was for her to come out and co write for HazzardAyre Radio/Dixie-Nation TV. She barely can write, has no idea how to use a computer, and can't even get it into first even if she could put it in gear. So it was that the concept of, hey this could develope into something more, but from word go after she got off the bus, and beyond two days, after Church, even my Bishop said it wouldn't work, and it was argue , and bitch for a month. At the end of March I said time to go home, your not staying here. Guess what, no money. By mid week a fight breaks out that required the law, she moves into a motel, where's that money coming from? So yestrday I said if I were to get that kind of cash in my stash, I might, I said MIGHT  consider a reconcile and let her move back here. I know big heart, oh yea I didn't love or care, bullshit. Tell me any other male corpuscle that would take the verbal abuse I did, that put his way of making a living aside to care for her, go to the degree I did for a person if they didn't care and even announce to the world including the club that I intended to get hitched to her, and say I was fibbing. Bullshit. So last night she texts me on FB, about how she wants me to leave her alone, so I said fine. About that time, saw Mirinda on line, saying she was gettin hitched, cept she needed a groom, of which I'm all into. Mirinda pulled me out of a pool of quick sand, from helping me heal from Glenn's Ferry, to giving me access to her wifi, to the long talks in the mornings in front of her house in Gooding, and that good coffee she served. If there was anybody that I would take seriously the idea of getting hitched to, it'd be Mirinda. Her kids are some of the coolest kids on earth, and even when it wasn't expected, I did the watering her garden, and weeding it, she put a $20.00 in my pocket. I wasn't expecting it, tried to give it back, but she put it back in my shirt pocket. More to that story, on air tonight , but dig this; Mirinda knows how to drive a stock car, infact drive period. I could fall asleep with her at the wheel. One night we went to Riddley's there in Gooding, many there thought her and I were together, and said we made a good looking couple. Going past that, she named her race team in memory of me, Rebel Racing. But I have about as much chance of that happening as far as getting hitched to her as I do of winning the Idaho Lottery. In fact a better chance at winning the lottery. But Mirinda is a dear sweet friend of whom I'll always treasure the time, we had together. And in closing that segment, Mirinda is one of only 4 voting patched women members of the Knytes-of-Dixie. Not one of the auxiliary Ladies-of-the Knytes, but a full voting, full patched members. So yes she is important to me. So then.
Went out to General JaXson, low oil, put in a quart, but he needs 3 more, so lack of funds due to you know who, can't go very far, but I am looking at a relocation to Pocky. 
Then, you know who, was saying a bunch of crap, on see me in court and all for what? A relationship that went sour? Nobody in this town would believe that I could get serious with or about her. Even if I thought about going forward what she said on FB last night ,. Killed that plan. 
So if you think your day got long and had a complicated life, I'll gladly trade yours for mine.
TTYLY