My lady is always jealous of the many vixens that I cast as photo, and visual enhancement talent for all and I mean moocho film and video projects the club does. (more on that in a few stanzas.) She always says, that she's sorry, she doesn't have a perfect body. The fact is, none have a perfect body, if you look hard enough at a woman, you'll find albeit mineoote but still flaws. The same however is this those sculptured bodies are not just there , most of the women that have fine packages, work at it. They excersize, watch their diets, and get plenty of rest. Plus they make sure they understand the value of cosmetics, and clothing that makes their look, go pop, or gain the WOW facture. Its not just a accident.
Okay then, why do video and media, if your a big rig truck/biker/military aircraft/southern heritage organization. It goes back to our evolvement. In 1986 after years of running guns and narcotics, a few members got their butts in it with the Feds etc. So We said lets go legit, and earn but earn legally. So we turned back to our shell operation of radio and expanded from there. At first it was suggested that we produce porn and erotic videos. That went over like a lead brick. Many of us flat had families and so on, plus taking Hazzard County down the highway as running other than home made shine, was not something we wanted to do. So we said lets make hot rod and assorted TV and videos. The first run was taking the towing profession and putting our main gig of every day life into the spotlight. The first video was called Klassik Hookers and Haulers, which featured some of the finest in antique and classic custom tow trucks and over the road long haul rigs of the region. Along with some albeit slightly less than full dress, models. With the success of that nearly 2billion sold, we said lets go for something more. One of our members ran a firm along with myself in Rupert Idaho called SpeedWrench Toewing. So out of that we created a thing called SpeedVision TV, later called SpeedTV that was bought and later resold to FoX as FS1. This moved us more into other projects, from both Dixie Diesel TV to Highway Hooker TV and others. All had tow trucks, big rigs at the heart of it. In 1998 The big bike custom Harley thing was really heating up, yet at that time we didn't really fit there. By 2000, SpeedTV was running, American Thunder a custom Harley show, with hottie Michele Smith. Followed by American Chopper on the Discovery Channel. So we said, we can do better than that, this was at the start of opening up our first custom scoot shop, called Hazzard County Choppers. We titled our show as Southern Steal. Well Discovery bought part of that, but abused the series, so we re created it, as SouthernSteele. Which evolved into SouthernSteele Media. The main show was named after the shop, Hazzard County Choppers, the tag went see what redneck southern guys do with a welder and a torch. As that is so it was and is still one of our main shows that has been renewed on the Velocity Channel, and will be produced right here in Evanston Wyoming, as well as at our orginial shop near Hazzard(Hagerman) Idaho.
With Val, Alex, and others you'll see not only bikes but all kinds of customs from bikes to OTR(Over,The,Road) Trucks being built and featured , with Val, Alex, being the featured enhancement talent.
Nope The Perfect Body, doesn't just happen if you want one you have to work at it, just like the perfect custom ride, that too just doesn't happen, you have to build it, make it one a kind the best of its kind.
TTYLY
This Friday marks the 6th year Birthday of the birth of HazzardAyre Radio. In that 7 years it has been an uphill struggle but it was a bolt of lightning from above and a divine idea plugged into my head one night in Buhl Idaho as I was in bed . HazzardAyre was not the first journey into radio, or broadcasting, prior to that, we had been on syndicated radio from Highway Hooker Radio for those who tow, to Samcro Radio for those who love two wheels. In between was Dixie Diesel, and FarmShop Radio. Of course in 1999 we started our entry into the world of military aviation memorial radio with AyreWolf Radio. It was in 2009 that in Gooding Idaho we were producing 12 different shows for various parts of both the Knytes as well as what had become The AyreWolvez. When our station collapsed due to too rapid of growth and disgruntled future employees along with an asshole landlord of our studio office , that I moved to Bliss Idaho, then to Buhl Idaho. No equipment, no nothing but an old small mixer and a laptop computer. When all of a sudden one night I was sound asleep dreaming of places and times, when I was thinking what to do with our creation for both Hazzard County and all things Dukes, as well as all things Military aviation. A competing online network jumped up called Warbird Radio, and I thought, my we can do better than that. So There I was asleep, how do we blend it together and simplify it all. When I got the name Hazzard-Ayre. Which is Hazzard County Radio and AyreWolf Radio scrunched together. At first HazzardAyre was to be both a simple podcast along with a printed published newspaper thing, for both gear heads and Dukes fans along with those who are enthusiasts of military aviation. At first we only had a 10 watt transmitter, barely an FCC license, and a limited play list. But we had 10 people who believed , and as such we grew, into this one of and loved online and over the air radio thing we call HazzardAyre. www.livestream.com/hazzardayre . Along with 30 syndicated stations and being online, we are reaching more Dukes and all things southern cultured Hazzard County, people as well as more and more military aviation lovers.
We plan on having some kind of celebration bash here, at the Legal Tender here in Evanston Wyoming, let you know more mid week, but I can say we are thee online and over the air radio experience for southern fried radio.
I'll explore the reason for female models and so on next time.
TTYLY
If you thought you had a long day and complicated life, I'll gladly trade you. First , you know who says she's got a bun in the oven. Really? Unless its imaculate conception, it ain't mine. There was an attempt once at intamacy, but it never took off, plus my mind could not wrap itself around the idea of even kissing let alone getting personal and doing the wyld thing with her. Sorry sister that dog ain't going to hunt. Then she started bellering, that I didn't love her, that it was all a scam and so on. Well let's look at it. First the entire idea was for her to come out and co write for HazzardAyre Radio/Dixie-Nation TV. She barely can write, has no idea how to use a computer, and can't even get it into first even if she could put it in gear. So it was that the concept of, hey this could develope into something more, but from word go after she got off the bus, and beyond two days, after Church, even my Bishop said it wouldn't work, and it was argue , and bitch for a month. At the end of March I said time to go home, your not staying here. Guess what, no money. By mid week a fight breaks out that required the law, she moves into a motel, where's that money coming from? So yestrday I said if I were to get that kind of cash in my stash, I might, I said MIGHT consider a reconcile and let her move back here. I know big heart, oh yea I didn't love or care, bullshit. Tell me any other male corpuscle that would take the verbal abuse I did, that put his way of making a living aside to care for her, go to the degree I did for a person if they didn't care and even announce to the world including the club that I intended to get hitched to her, and say I was fibbing. Bullshit. So last night she texts me on FB, about how she wants me to leave her alone, so I said fine. About that time, saw Mirinda on line, saying she was gettin hitched, cept she needed a groom, of which I'm all into. Mirinda pulled me out of a pool of quick sand, from helping me heal from Glenn's Ferry, to giving me access to her wifi, to the long talks in the mornings in front of her house in Gooding, and that good coffee she served. If there was anybody that I would take seriously the idea of getting hitched to, it'd be Mirinda. Her kids are some of the coolest kids on earth, and even when it wasn't expected, I did the watering her garden, and weeding it, she put a $20.00 in my pocket. I wasn't expecting it, tried to give it back, but she put it back in my shirt pocket. More to that story, on air tonight , but dig this; Mirinda knows how to drive a stock car, infact drive period. I could fall asleep with her at the wheel. One night we went to Riddley's there in Gooding, many there thought her and I were together, and said we made a good looking couple. Going past that, she named her race team in memory of me, Rebel Racing. But I have about as much chance of that happening as far as getting hitched to her as I do of winning the Idaho Lottery. In fact a better chance at winning the lottery. But Mirinda is a dear sweet friend of whom I'll always treasure the time, we had together. And in closing that segment, Mirinda is one of only 4 voting patched women members of the Knytes-of-Dixie. Not one of the auxiliary Ladies-of-the Knytes, but a full voting, full patched members. So yes she is important to me. So then.
Went out to General JaXson, low oil, put in a quart, but he needs 3 more, so lack of funds due to you know who, can't go very far, but I am looking at a relocation to Pocky.
Then, you know who, was saying a bunch of crap, on see me in court and all for what? A relationship that went sour? Nobody in this town would believe that I could get serious with or about her. Even if I thought about going forward what she said on FB last night ,. Killed that plan.
So if you think your day got long and had a complicated life, I'll gladly trade yours for mine.
TTYLY
